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Originally shared by Justin Wolfers
The top 17 earthquake tweets from Ezra Klein . Add others in comments.
@pareene:“I think Chris Christie just jumped into the race.”
@robdelaney:“Did anyone I have a crush on’s husband or boyfriend die in the earthquake? DM me.”
@ModeledBehavior:“More and more scientists are questioning whether that was a real quake. It is a theory that’s out there.”
@snowed_in:“Breaking: Carole King feels the earth move under her feet.”
@chashomans:“I guess I better get an intern working on a ‘Five Things You Didn’t Know About the Mayan Serpent God’ listicle.”
@MichaelSLinden:“US Geological Survey’s budget was cut by some $20 million this year. #justsaying”
@daveweigel:“DEVELOPING: Earthquake turns Gallup offices upside down. Obama now at 62% approval”
@ezraklein:“The Ocean’s 13 team is presumably stealing something pretty valuable right now.”
@jdickerson:“Everyone calm down. If this is an earthquake on the east coast we’re supposed to react ironically.”
@balycooley:“I don’t want to die at a freelance job, for god’s sake.”
@pattonoswalt:“Not to panic anyone in NYC, but a screaming John Cusack just drove by in a limo that was missing a door.”
@samfbiddle:“WAS IT PREMATURE TO DO ALL THAT LOOTING”
@politicoroger:“We wouldn’t be having earthquakes like this if Hillary were president.”
@TomFornelli:“WOLF BLITZER IS ON THE PHONE WITH THE EARTHQUAKE.”
@davidfrum:“DC public schools did not dismiss. The kids are tougher than Politico.”
@bradplumer:“A nuclear reactor near epicenter of VA earthquake is designed to withstand a 5.9-6.1 quake: bit.ly/nVW1Tq We got 5.8”
@dylanmatt:“In retrospect, I resorted to cannibalism rather fast after the earthquake.”
Plus, add:
@pourmecoffee: If you had End of the World Sex, just clean up, exchange phony contact information and go back into your office building.
@ezraklein: This earthquake has clear policy implications that back up my previously held political opinions.
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