Awesome humor!

Awesome humor!

Originally shared by Justin Wolfers

The top 17 earthquake tweets from Ezra Klein . Add others in comments.

@pareene:“I think Chris Christie just jumped into the race.”

@robdelaney:“Did anyone I have a crush on’s husband or boyfriend die in the earthquake? DM me.”

@ModeledBehavior:“More and more scientists are questioning whether that was a real quake. It is a theory that’s out there.”

@snowed_in:“Breaking: Carole King feels the earth move under her feet.”

@chashomans:“I guess I better get an intern working on a ‘Five Things You Didn’t Know About the Mayan Serpent God’ listicle.”

@MichaelSLinden:“US Geological Survey’s budget was cut by some $20 million this year. #justsaying”

@daveweigel:“DEVELOPING: Earthquake turns Gallup offices upside down. Obama now at 62% approval”

@ezraklein:“The Ocean’s 13 team is presumably stealing something pretty valuable right now.”

@jdickerson:“Everyone calm down. If this is an earthquake on the east coast we’re supposed to react ironically.”

@balycooley:“I don’t want to die at a freelance job, for god’s sake.”

@pattonoswalt:“Not to panic anyone in NYC, but a screaming John Cusack just drove by in a limo that was missing a door.”


@politicoroger:“We wouldn’t be having earthquakes like this if Hillary were president.”


@davidfrum:“DC public schools did not dismiss. The kids are tougher than Politico.”

@bradplumer:“A nuclear reactor near epicenter of VA earthquake is designed to withstand a 5.9-6.1 quake: We got 5.8”

@dylanmatt:“In retrospect, I resorted to cannibalism rather fast after the earthquake.”

Plus, add:

@pourmecoffee: If you had End of the World Sex, just clean up, exchange phony contact information and go back into your office building.

@ezraklein: This earthquake has clear policy implications that back up my previously held political opinions.

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3 Responses to Awesome humor!

  1. Martha E Fay says:

    Love it. Thank god it turned out not to be my first stroke.

  2. Rajini Rao says:

    It is still Bush’s “fault”.

  3. Martha E Fay says:

    Man, you are out-of-date.

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