Category Archives: FOOD

Aubergine, brinjal, eggplant, guinea squash, melanzana..

“What’s in a name? That which we call a rose By any other name would smell as sweet.” Alas, despite being cloaked in a glossy purple, regal exterior, the eggplant belies Shakespeare’s adage by collapsing into a colorless, stringy amorphous … Continue reading

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Let the Turkey Trot: Stuffed, Spiced Whole Cauliflower

“I can’t run in the Turkey Trot”, my 7 year old daughter looked up at me, anxiety writ all over her chubby face. She was referring to the annual Thanksgiving race, when hundreds of children were released from elementary school … Continue reading

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Blueberries, lemons and a mother’s kiss in spring…

My muffins are really made from all these things (with apologies to Nancy Sinatra and Lee Hazlewood). When my daughter announced excitedly that she found her favorite Maryland Utz potato chips in a specialty store in Northampton, Massachusetts, my heart … Continue reading

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Bête noire to banana bread

Bananas are my bête noire. I do not refer to those plump golden crescents laden atop the Chiquita lady as she sways to Harry Belafonte crooning Day-O. My specimen is quite literally translated from the French for “black beast”. One … Continue reading

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A momentary lapse of reason

Sometimes you have to channel your inner meanness. Yes, you heard right. Sometimes, it is tactically effective being sharply sarcastic and overtly grumpy so that people around you prudently retreat (to the movies, in this specific instance), thus giving you … Continue reading

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Of birches, blisters and backyard bounties

Mother Nature has been less than kind to me this year. She began in stealth one silent snowy night, wreaking havoc on the beautiful river birch in my backyard, breaking two of three trunks and a good chunk of my … Continue reading

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Dinner and Dessert in Doubt

How does one plan dinner for guests who may or may not come? Lest you cast aspersions on my blameless and nameless invitees, this delicious dilemma was entirely of my own making. I fail utterly in making social phone calls … Continue reading

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Lovely Luffa are really Ridge Gourds!

I had a chance encounter, at the Indian grocery store last night, with a fine specimen of  ridge gourd. Absence had made my heart grow fonder, so I popped it into my basket with more enthusiasm than it should have … Continue reading

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From frozen green cubes to warm watercress soup

“I froze down the watercress”, my husband confessed, with a mixture of sheepishness and pride. Instead of this.. I saw this! Ummm….for the record, he is not crazy (well, only a little). At least, I am partly to blame for … Continue reading

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Wontons in Winter

Snow flurries swirled in the impending gloom as we scurried into the warm, teeming hub that is H-Mart, my favorite Korean/Asian store. Grabbing a cart, I veered briskly to the right, straight to the cornucopia of fresh fruits and vegetables … Continue reading

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