RIP, Andy Rooney
_If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law.
People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.
Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person._